jacob is fat as fuck always has to say some dumb shit and has one of the darkest necks
me: jacob shut up
jacob: your mom haha
Jacob is that one friend in the discord server who never crops his fucking memes! Hes ways raging! Watching Porn! Listening to Nightcore! And Faps to ANYTHING! Hes the person that makes the server have weird rules.
I tried telling Jacob to crop his memes
BUT HE NEVER LISTENES!
fat as fuck and always has to say some dumb shit, jacob usually is the darkest in his friend group
no one: .....
jacob: i want a twinkie
A vey hot stud, who’ll always make you smile.
Jacob pleases all the ladies
The most trustworthy person you know. He always has your back and is just a great guy in general. He is usually short. He knows how to take a joke and can be shy at times. He is athletic and fast, and loves to be competitive.
Guy: did you hear about the new guy Jacob?
Girl: yeah, he seems cool
This dude is not great at talking with girls. Like he really struggles but yet can make a racist joke whenever he pleases. This guy probably believes then world is flat and definitely believes that climate change is not real.
But he loves his country music with a passion.
Guy 1: oh man who is playing the banjo?
Guy 2: Jacob's at it again