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Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.
Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?
Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.
Jerking Off June: To jerk off as much as you can during June
Person 1: "I don't want to jerk off"
Person 2: "But its Jerking Off June"
Person 1: "FUCK"
1) Masturbating while doing acrobatics or while posing in acrobatic positions.
2) When there are so many people jerking off together in a close proximity it feels like a circus (also known as "circus-jerk")
1) Bob is whacking off while balancing on the high-wire again... what does he think this is? Jerk de Soleil?
2) I thought being part of a circle-jerk orgy would be fun and relaxing, but it turned out to be a real Jerk De Soleil.
To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.
Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"
Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"
When people tweak facts with opinions.
You are fact-jerking again. "You think I want to mislead you into thinking that mother Earth has round curves, despite the flatness that you see, right?"
When your head drops suddenly from dozing off
I had a mean nap jerk during math class