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june 19th is the day where all the fat people and ugly people are born, if this is your birthday you don’t deserve to be on this earth
my birthday that is better than yours.
Jon: whens your birthday
Me:June 19th 2010
Jon: OMG YOUR SO COOL I WISH I HAD YOUR BIRTHDAY
17th June is the day when legends are born in specific Communist Legends. You have a bright and great future ahead of you.
When where you born
17th June
Omg(dies of awesomeness)
A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!
Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.
June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!
Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)
Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.
June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)
Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.
June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.
Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?
June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
Using your status/name to get someone banned from a event/location for personal reasons
Pulling a june miller:
"I had a beef with this guy in 2002 so i'm gonna get him kicked out"
Being June Miller'd
"You coming to this party? " "No I cant, I got June Miller'd after this Facebook argument"
Having a June Miller
"All my friends are going but im having a June Miller so Ill just watch Netflix till I pass out"
Going June Miller:
"This guy better stop looking at my girl before I go June Miller on his ass"
The say where Cassandra has to blow me
Omg Cassandra its june 26th now suck my dick
National DMC Dupler day! Go and build a tnt dupler to celebrate!!!
"Hey guys, did you guys hear. Its June 26th, that means its national DMC Dupler day!!!"