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1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can be used in place of any answer. Lesbian Black Magic (commonly referred to as LBM) is a generic answer used to respond to any question.
Other generic answers in this category are "because," "42," and "Chuck Norris," other words that will answer ANY question.
2. The strongest power in the universe. The Force can't even compare to LBM.
Guy 1: "What's the answer to number four?"
Guy 2: "Lesbian Black Magic."
Guy 1: "OHH. Right, right. Should've thought of that."
OR
Guy 1: "DUDE. She totally blasted me with her Lesbian Black Magic!"
Guy 2: "Are you alright?! I'm surprised you're still alive!"
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A lesbian who uses he/him pronouns because they are most comfortable with those pronouns.
He/Him lesbians should totally be respected or you're a lesphobe!
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A lipstick lesbian is a woman who is putting up a front of being a lesbian when in fact, she is merely curious about lesbianism.
The use of the word lipstick refers to the fact that these women are putting up a sexual facade similar to the facade that women of all sexual orientations put on when they apply make-up. Make-up hides the real woman underneath, and a woman who is a lipstick lesbian is also similarly putting on a front. While being with a woman is something they have desired, they ultimately are just curious and not serious.
Lesbian1: That girl has been flirting with me all night! I'm going to make my move.
Lesbian2: Don't bother. I tried for the last month and she won't do anything except kiss. She's just a lipstick lesbian.
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This term first originated on a private World of Warcraft RP server when it got messed over and stupid people got to play Dragons. There were some ERP freaks amongst them and basically all they did was have crazy lesbian dragon buttsex, even though some of them had other duties such as GMing. When the original server went down the biggest lesbian dragon buttsexer even made his own server to have lots of lesbian dragon buttsex all over the place.
"That server is full of lesbian dragon buttsex"
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another term for any fast food employees
dude the boss totally treat me like a lesbian sex slave
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Luke is a lesbian toaster oven, he toasts em raw
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A lesbian who is so manly and dirty she looks like a lumber jack
dude did you see that dyke marie total lesbian lumber jack
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so eric nice lesbian lumber jack you brought to dinner its a shame she will be having my grandchildren
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