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Dancer Math

Rules most dancers use that would send regular people into a coma.

Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023


The Amazonification of Singapore Math

When writers-mathepreneurs keen on leveraging on the Singapore math brand are ever grateful to Amazon’s print-on-demand services, which allows them to self-publish their oft-half-edited manuscripts, which were rejected by 99.99% of educational publishers.

The Amazonification of Singapore math and the low interest or investment in AI technologies have led some once-leading publishers to drop from hero to zero until it’s too late for them to do anything.

by Numerati December 30, 2024


Huberman math

When your math is dubious

"hey Andrew, what do you reckon odds are of heads if I flip this coin 3 times"
"well, it's 50% heads each time, and 50 x 3, so there's a 150% chance of heads"
"nahh bro, I don't think so, that's some Huberman math"

by AntyBs May 29, 2024


Math Doodle

an incredible sketch that the artist says was a quick doodle because they were "just bored"

(math being because it is where they are commonly made, being extremely boring.)

artist- dude, it's just a doodle.
you- dude, that's an effing MATH DOODLE.

by snekeyes4 October 29, 2023


Math Etc.

A period of time that two friends allocate for doing homework together but that they use for discussing their (usually failing) love lives

"You up for some Math Etc. later? I've got Calc to do and she stood me up again today."

by Plymike I February 11, 2017


help me in maths

how to find orthocenter of triangle

persosnb 1 help me in maths I want center of triahngles

by NIGGA SLAVE October 31, 2022


The Trumpification of Singapore Math

When uninhibited math educators in the “fine” city of Singapore have started posing word problems that use rogue characters who exhibit the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Mr. Pinocchio and his team of morally corrupt lawmakers and semi-innumerate advisors.

The Trumpification of Singapore math has sprung a dozen-odd politically incorrect titles that aim to hone students’ and parents’ critical thinking skills in mathematics.

by Numerati March 20, 2024