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Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 × 1 is always equal to 32 , but 33 × 1 does not equal 32 . My teacher tought me this lesson last year at 1st grade

I math policy your big head every day , Jamie Fredrick .

by Mathpolicyguy November 19, 2020


Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 11, 2023


Hegarty Maths

a stupid tory party worthy piece of crap. only one's stupid maths teacher and his stupid comrades enjoy this satanic website with the intention of harming or causing suffering to poor innocent students who only want to do drugs, be chavs and not forget there scissors every other day

i really do hate mr hegarty and his stupid hegarty maths

by Hegarty Hater November 22, 2022


Hegarty Maths

Hegarty Maths. The website that maths teachers think is perfectly safe to set maths homework on but actually melts your brain and robs you of all your will to live. Especially when you get set set ALGEBRA and you have to watch the videos....

See also:
Hegarty depression
Mr Hegarty
Collin Hegarty

Guy 1- "Hey dude, you ok?"
Guy 2- "Nah, I got set homework on Hegarty Maths"

Guy 1- "Have you lost your will to live? Has your brain melted."
Guy 2- "I feel like it."
Guy 1- "Great! We can be brainless together!"

by I'm just a person living life December 12, 2021


math class

Hey I know, let’s play a game!
Put a finger down if…
1. You feel like math class is a mental torture institution that should be abolished.
2. Nothing you ever learn in Math applies to your real world situations.
3. You had math class at the end of the school day or at the beginning of the school day
4. No matter how hard you studied or how positive you are about the quiz you took, you magically failed.
5. Yet somehow the people who complained that the test was too hard got 90s or 100s
6. Your teacher on the outside looks like a nice person but inside they hate you with a burning passion
7. You were mentally burned out or had an ongoing situation and couldn’t do the homework
8. …But your teacher couldn’t care one bit if your goldfish died
9. Your teacher taught easy equations but left you with the hard ones.😒
10. Throughout anytime in your math class days, you said “Fuck it” or “It is what it is”😒

Now that lunch is over… Time for Math class
*sighs in depression*

by NoFriendlyFire21 August 2, 2024


math class

A time when some stories regarding humans doing something impossible quantitatively that ends with a cliffhanging question which makes the people in the math class need to speculate what happens next are told.

During math class, my teacher told that Bob bought 30 Watermelons at the minimarket, then he ate 19 watermelons and gave 3 watermelons to his friend. What does he have now?

Answer: either death or illness due to overeating

by BlaBla_bla March 3, 2019


math class

the pure abomination of hell

me - AHHHHHHHHGHHH I CANT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
math class teacher - lol ur on ur own now i wont do my job by actually teaching you

by kittie :3 October 1, 2022