mouth full of wood

A mouth full of hard penis

I always hear my mom saying "i love having a mouth full of wood"

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Heaven in my mouth

When something tastes so OVER-THE-TOP delicious, that it can only be compared to heaven ( in your mouth of course ).

"Mmmmmm....This mac and cheese is like heaven in my mouth!"

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Goat Mouthed Poof

A borderline gay metro sexual who should just come out of the closet and stop draining resources of the male population.

"Is that dude gay?!?"

"Nah, he is just a goat mouthed poof!"

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Fish-mouth Syndrome

A prevalent facial defect found on SJWs and feminists where their mouths are permanently slunk down to the sides of their chin, thus giving the appearance of a retarded fish. These features are often accompanied with the standard privilege checker glasses, a huge honking nose that blows when triggered, and unfitting hair colors.

Doctor: I'm sorry to say that you have developed Fish-mouth Syndrome due to prolonged exposure to Tumblr.

Girl: PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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both sides of the mouth

1.When a person says things they really don't mean.

2.To not own what one says.

3.two faced

"It became hard for Micheal to take Melanie seriously. She talks from both sides of the mouth."

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playing smacky mouth

In Mobile, when a couple plays smacky mouth, they are kissing.

Finally I got past simply playing smacky mouth with Gayle.

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fruit-punch mouth

A red colouring that someone has around their mouth, possibly stained by a drink such as fruit punch.

A quip made by Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the first season, regarding a vampire with a blood mustache.

That guy definitely has fruit-punch mouth, although I'm not sure exactly what he drank to get that colouring around his mouth.

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