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Nice beardcell

The type of person who says that people from the lgbt+ community are groomers,pedos and sex offenders,while they themselves want to fuck kids,steal little girl's clothing and act creepy towards girls

In general terms,an unhinged person who projects themselves to others,especially their shifty parts of themselves and taking credit for the bare minimum,and whining about why the world doesn't resolve around him.

The name "nice beardcell" derives from another 3 types of people:incels,neckbeard and nice guys.All of them are creepy and sexists to am extent,some are moderately sexist and creepy,others are creeping and being sexists of the charts

Jonh:these doodoo people want to beat foids!

Markella:*moves away from him*

Jonh:*stalks her,to the point of murdering Markella*
A cop Mr.Zholtz,you're a convicted necrophilic murderer
Jonh:No I'm not.poo animals are
Cop:Mr.Zholtz,you're not allowed to throw away the blame on others,nor to be a hateful douchebaggy dickheaded shitheading jackass

Jonh:b-
*the cop sents him to jail*

by 4tg June 19, 2022


National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day

April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.

Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."

by calliel41 May 13, 2022


nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively

Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot

by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024


Have a nice day.com

When you want to wish someone a good day but didn't want it to be so easy

Guy 1: Aight ima head out
Guy 2: Have a nice day.com
Guy 1: Well uhh thanks

by Nice day.com for everyone January 12, 2021


nice dick

A person who acts nice but also has passive aggressiveness

I like that dress! No offense though but my grandma can shop better than you :D”
“What a nice dick”

by John Trovolani January 13, 2023


Nice pack

An ice pack made from ice that was just used to mix a beautiful cocktail for your surgical recovery.

With his Manhattan well-stirred and strained into his glass, Charlie filled a Ziplok bag with the remaining ice cubes and placed it gingerly across his surgical site while he took the first sip of his recovery cocktail. This was the inaugural Nice pack!

by DocZ September 9, 2016


Nice guy syndrome

Nice Guy Syndrome” is a man who believes he is a nice guy but is in fact not a nice guy. Calling yourself a “nice guy” doesn't excuse shitty behavior or a lack of human decency.

These “self-proclaimed nice guys” have no problem telling you what a "nice guy" they are but the manipulation, level of entitlement and the overall degrading perception of women make them a special kind of awful.

Most of the time "nice guys" view boundaries and the word NO as a moral injustice. They make cutting or belittling comments and then laugh it off by saying ‘I was only joking! Why do you take things so seriously?’ When you disagree with them or stand up for yourself they get nasty and mean showcasing themselves as the needy narcissist, jealous jerk, or passive-aggressive person they actually are.

They also have a certain view of a woman and how she’s “supposed” to be or act which coincides with putting women on pedestals, effectively removing their personal identity and turning them into a possession.

What’s worse is, most of the time these types of men are so convinced that they are indeed the victim of any given situation, that they are utterly and completely oblivious to their superb level of asshattery.

Do you really need props for not acting like an ass-face?

News flash... lions don't go around telling everyone they're a lion. Real nice guys don't run around telling everyone how "nice" they are.

How to spot Nice Guy Syndrome

Quotes from an ex-

But I am a nice guy. I get drunk and say dumb things. Get passed that and I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet.

I think you're scared. I'm not like those other guys. I drink and say stupid shit. That's pretty much it. I'm really the nicest guy you've ever dated.

by CrystalBaller September 27, 2022