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A derivation of “calm your tits down”, but more detailed. Told to someone who is freaking out or overreacting to something.
Calm your nipples down, it’s not that serious!
Act of pressing on only the center of the nipple with one finger until it becomes as flat as a crepé.
I thought he was going to pinch my nipples but he gave me a nipple crepé.
A pair of nipples abnormally large and constantly lactate to give the resemblance of a moist pinapple.
She was nice but she had pinapple nipples.
To twist a trump supporters nipple so hard he screams in orgasm and squirts his genital fluid
I met this hot ass trump supporter and has to give her the Nipple Trump Twister
A determined female.
Determined males are hard-headed, hard-nosed, and have a hard-on over something.
Stop being hard-nippled about it, you can't get everything you want!
Dark rubber like nipples or black nipples that can be stretched to the extreme. Or just plain ol' gross
That old beef jerky tasted like Freddy Krueger Nipples.
A mixed drink loosely based on the Shirley’s temple, made by combining equal parts of deep Eddie’s grapefruit and Fresca, topped with lemon juice and served over ice.
Damn dude Ryan gosling isn’t funny until the 5th Shirleys Nipple