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When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.
“Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”
two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g
freaky alabama monkey is a nigget
When at least 2 or more men start jerking off, in an attempt to be the first person to sling cum onto another person.
Hey there Craig, Pull your cock out. We're bout to have an Alabama Snowball Fight.
A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!
Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️
When your female first cousin/sister slides on ice and your penis goes in her vagina due to the force associated with the slide.
Me n cousin Kelly were out on the ice neked and we did an Alabama bobsled from 30ft apart.
When a brother takes a sip of his sisters period blood.
“Dude did you hear that Grayson took an Alabama sip at that party last weekend?”
“Man that’s disgusting. Move around.”
Tying your legs together and jumping in a lake with a rucksack full of rocks.
Keith thought he’d try an Alabama water snake to end it all.