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your mom

The American version of the insult used as a retoric when all other insults have:
a) Been used in the last sentance
b) Escaped your mind
c) Can't be used because your mummy won't let you sy them.

*&^% you you muther (*^%er. I'll beat your shit ass into a ^%$&er pie

Your MUM.

by Robert Manganaro March 17, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


your mom

another word used to diss the other person. Usually its useless.

kid #1: your fat loser
kid #2: your mom is fat
kid #3: lol luzer

by Mr.Fatass March 19, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


your matt

When a tool continuously uses the words ya mum for a whole 5 minutes or more.

Matt: ya mum

You: no, your matt

by deadly pansy March 14, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


keep your cards close to your chest

Keep your plans only with you, be careful and do not tell to the wrong person. small mouth.

Iยดm leaving my job next year for a 6 months travel around the world, but should keep your cards close to your chest, otherwise your boss will fire you before next year.

by billy22012 September 17, 2013

21๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


YOUR PUBES

What Sweeney Todd shaves if you don't have a beard.

Customer: "Eh! - What're you doin'? What do you expect to shave down there?"

Sweeny: "YOUR PUBES"

by Oscar The Old Guy April 16, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


your stupid

When your 11th grade math teacher yells at you and calls you "STUPID!", then you realize that your own teacher is 6ix9ine calling you STOOPID.

hey jonah your stupid

by use code 69 November 4, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Get Your Thumb Out of Your Ass

...And help, you lazy fuck!

Getting your thumb out of your ass means to stop wasting time doing nothing when you've got shit to do.

"Ugh, I hate English. It's so boring!"
"Yeah, well this is a Group Project, so you're not the only one one whose neck is on the line. So get your thumb out of your ass and help, you lazy fuck!"

by A Lazy Fuck May 1, 2010

46๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž