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why bother doing anything if it's not for fun lmao?
Friend: "Oh my god, she's such a fire sign! She doesn't do anything if it's not fun!"
Other friend: "Yeah, more people should be like her..."
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A slang word for highly tasting or expensive bourbon.
That Blanton's last night was fire in the mouth good!
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Holy fuck, like the coolest shit ever! It'll melt your fuckin face of when it sneezes bro. I can't even begin to explain how amazing that shit is.
"Holy shit, it's a fuckin Fire Demon!"
"Did you see that Fire Demon?"
"......................"
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When your dating a girl and she leaves you for a firefighter.
Man 1: What happened with you and Krista?
Man 2: She fire hosed me man....
Man 1: Ouch. I am sorry to hear that.
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A girl that dates a guy that later comes out of the closet ( announces his 'gayness').
Julie: Hey, LeAnn, what ever happened to that guy you were datin'?
LeAnn: Haven't you heard, he dates Mike now.
Julie: You mean he's gay.
LeAnn: Yeah, so is the ex before him. They hooked up.
Julie: Dang girl, you're a fire-starter!
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When a male and female are engaging in unprotected sex. The female is a red head with a fire crotch. The male pulls out close to the climax and ejaculates all over the womens firery red pubes. Thus, extinguishing the overwhelming fire.
Women- UHHHHH dont forget to pull out!
Man- Ya, ya i know.
BOOOOM EJACULATION OCCURS!
Man- yeeee my fire extinguisher sure took care of that nasty forrest fire.
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1. A finite amount of narcotics.
"You could smoke a fire bag yeah, of grass yeah."
Juvenile - "Back That Thang Up."
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