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old crone's warning

Noun- a thing hotter than sky valley sriracha sauce but colder than dry ice. Wait what's colder than dry ice? An old crones warning. When your partner fills their mouth with sriracha and uses their mouth to force it down your dick hole so that you #feeltheFUCKINGBURN!!!

Bro 1: Hey bro, guess what? I got my partner to perform the Old Crone's Warning on me last night in bed.

Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??

Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.

Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?

Guy: GHjHgGuJiIGfFfFUiwkkejejsusyegehdhdueheshuahHggHjkajsbsh!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFfUUUuUuUuUuCCcCcCcJkKkKkKk!!!!!! sriracha

by Dick42 December 21, 2015


Old Town Road

A piece first written in April 20, 1969 by Beethoven after he took a picture of the very first black hole. Martin Luther King Jr. found the picture to be very racist, so he forced Beethoven to add rap lyrics in order to be saved from Antman going into his black hole.

Girl: “Hey, what’s that song where the farmer and the rapper make a collab

Guy: “It’s called Old Town Road. Can I see your black hole?”

Girl: “Oh my god, yes”

by Johhnzzy April 12, 2019

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old mannin' it up

v. 1. To drive or ride in a vehicle with the windows down and the heat all the way up, regardless of the outside temperature. 2. To turn the heat on in a vehicle with its windows down, rather than roll up the windows.

We were old mannin' it up on the highway last night. It was like my face was in Alaska and my legs were in Arizona.

by Fick Dich November 26, 2006

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old school cool

Vintage items or personal styles that during their time, were considered hip, cool, rad, etc..are making a comeback in modern culture, or, have maintained a niche in society over many years and never really fell out of favor alltogether, e.g. the Slinky or Rubiks Cube..

Nice, rockin the old school cool derby look. I like it!

by Guitar_Guru February 21, 2017

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Old tec boy

An old tec boy is normally a very dark and handsome boy who attends the school of San-Fernando West Secondary also known as old tec.These boys usually reject the girls in their school as they think that they can do better.On the mornings you can find the athletic ones playing cricket on the compound but no one seems to be bothered by the sweat because it is on their very sexy foreheads.On evenings you can find them scavenging for girls in asja and modsec.While they are intelligent boys they may be very thusty.But as the asja boys learnt ,we should never underestimate an old tec boy cause they can steal your girl.Some of these old tec boys who have a very high ego may find them self tackling the very arrogant but beautiful convent or naps girl.Even though these boys may seem like bad influences with their alcohol drinking on school compound they can be very sweet once you get to know them.

"Dem old tec boys have rel ass"

by Convent girl April 21, 2017

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ye old western

when someone hits you with their balls

LEXI GOT FUCKED BY YE OLD WESTERN

by not alvin- santaelfs November 19, 2017

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Plankton's Old Chum

Spongebob SquarePants episode 246a When Plankton's Usual spot to dump is rotten chum is too full, he tricks Spongebob into hiding it around the city.

Plankton's Old Chum will air in the USA in November or December!

by Wowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 23, 2019

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