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A person who never gets the girl, always finishes last, and most importantly, doesn't play Rock N' Roll.
Nice boys don't play rock n' roll
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Fat, greedy, ignorant, lazy, bad in bed, selfish, and arrogant.
The American Guy rolled off his girlfriend after 20 seconds of pleasure, leaned over the nightstand to finish his Big Mac and washed it down with a warm beer he rested on his gut.
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A guy who, rather than risk rejection by asking women out, forges friendships with them hoping that eventually it'll lead to romance. A Nice Guy will often claim that they treat women with respect and then get angry when they don't reward him with sex.
Not to be confused with a guy who is geuinely nice.
Nice Guy: All these other guys treat girls like shit! I've never gone around acting like an asshole! Why don't you date me? It's not fair!
Woman: I'm sorry, am I supposed to be interested in you just because you meet minimum standards of decency?
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Nice guys are a very odd creature, who thrive off of believing that women are all hoes who enjoy being treated poorly by stereotypical "Alpha Males" they call Chads, but we'll get there later. They could be considered Neck Beards, though one cannot be a nice guy but not a neckbeard.
The first step to finding Nice Guys is their behavior on the internet. Nice Guys will generally bitch about how all women are the same on Reddit and 4-Chan, not realizing they're it's their own fault for being turned down. The easier way to spot them is when they try to get a date. They will find a woman who is attractive and out of their league, often times are taken. From there they will be abnormally polite and kind to the point where it is creepy and awkward, which allows for frequent /r/niceguys videos on youtube. When the Woman turns them down, they usually lash out and call them a bitch claiming they were only trying to be nice.
If you happen to be unfortunate enough to spot one in real life, they can be usually be seen as a fatass with low hygiene. They are overall assholes without social skills who believe woman are losers who don't deserve equality.
Nice Guy: Hey
Woman: you've already messaged me today, I have a bf.
Nice Guy: you piece of shit, go die of breast cancer I was only being nice
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Some of the nicest guys you meet will be y’all, they give the best hugs and are almost always hung 😏 in general, tall guys win
Person #1 “I started talking some tall guys”
Person #2 “omg omg have you gotten a hug yet, they’re amazing”
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It’s simple really. Disco means fuck and I’m the guy. Not to be to be confused by disco gal in which I’m the disco and gal means fuck. Don’t believe me?? Look it up. I mean... I guess you kinda did.
“Did you see that disco guy around the corner?”
“I’ll disco your guy”
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Alex: "Why don't I get chicks like you ?"
Jacob: " 'cause you are a dead guy. "
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