scene kids

birmingham, UK: scene kids
They sit in pigeon park, hours on end.
all in uniform, camo shorts and girls bleeding through tees. with slip on vans.
block fringes. *boys and girls*
everyone has myspace, every1 is knwn as der myspace name.
all the lads r in crews.
fucking the girls tht want to be the scenest girl.
thy all have 10mm plus plugs in der ears.
with a random tattoo, that means nuffin but off how cool thy r.
thy drink vodka, lambrini, cider or fosters.
thy go to eletrco clubs.
because thy wont get id'
every1 knows somebody on the door.
thy will stick up for der girls.
but if der r more den 10chavs over 40scene kids.
thy WILL backoff.
most off dem r gettin done 4 GBH
or shop lifing
we go to the random hardcore show at the barfly or eddies.
we hate greebs.
even tho
we all use 2 be one.

we r the scene kids of birmingham, we r in camo, we're in uniform, dont mess. or we'll send u hate mail threw myspace

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dirty scene boys

scene boys that tend to kiss each other whilst makeing a fun show for everyone to enjoy.

hey come watch us make out were going to rub our liprings together and be dirty scene boys!

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scene kid

a scene kid is an emo-emotional punk

that girl is a total scene kid

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Crime Scene Action

Sexual activity during her period.

friend: How was your date last night?

you: Good, except there was crime scene action

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dust scene

popularized by dragonball z when someone gets energy raped and for 10 minutes you see dust. cue the bad guy coming out unharmed and the heroes acting like they didn't know he was still alive.

see also: buu's regeneration

tommy took a huge shit and the smell was like a dust scene

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Scene-Head

Much like a scene kid, but in a metal context. They have a tendency towards hating anything that becomes known and tend to spend more time judging and categorizing bands then actually listening to them. These strange creatures have a natural tendency towards hypocrisy that shows through fairly quickly when something is coined 'un-metal'. They also believe that their opinions are law and that if they declare something as 'crap' it is automatically 'not metal'. Experts theorize that these people are a lot less interested in the music then they are in appearing to be 'unique' and 'heavier' then everyone else. Though more usually they just piss off all the true metal-heads.

Guy 1: "Trivium is f*****g crap, they're not metal at all, same goes for Machine Head"

Guy 2: "Well, they're not punk, they're not hard-rock, they're not pop, they're not techno, what the f**k are they?"

Guy 1: "They're s**t"

Guy 2: "that's not a genre you scene-head, how about you have juice and a nap, stick a tampon in and quit your f*****g crying and just listen to it"

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kidz of scene

a myspace group that's extremely hard to get in to.
you have to have thousands of friends
you have to be amazingly beautiful
and it's reserved for the scene royalty

very hard to get into

girl 1: OMFG i didnt get into kidz of scene
girl 2: well obviously you're not good enough
girl 1: *cries*

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