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bag weld

The condition, when somewhat sweaty, where your scrotum adheres to your inner thigh. A precursor to ball soup.

Art is hopping around rearranging his junk.
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"

by g-othermal August 28, 2008

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Bag Lady

A young girl or woman who has nothing financially. She will make it her mission to find and align herself with someone either on the come up or someone already famous and set up financially to gain clout and to secure a bag.

Follower 1: Despite him being one of the richest and most successful entertainer in the world he can’t seem to find love.
Follower 2: Yeah I know he just seems to find one bag lady after another.

by Starving Artist246 November 28, 2022

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


plum bag

The often goose-bumped, sometimes reticulated, sack o’ skin suspending the testes at a controllable distance from the groin so as to maintain temperature equilibrium, because the little spermatozoa inside don’ like bein’ too hot or too chilly. Scrotum, ballbag, nut sack, coin purse.

β€œIf you don’t do what I tell you right now, your plum bag will be my hacky sack.” -- Vanessa Marcil as Samantha Jane on Las Vegas episode β€œRun, Cooper, Run”

by thee Martian October 20, 2007

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Skittle Bag

A phrase used to describe someone who acts in a homosexual manner.


Clay Aiken

Used in a sentence:
"Brian your such a skittle bag."

by Tony Powers December 17, 2008

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Party Bag

Another term to describe a condom.

guy 1: hey mate, do you have a party bag with you? I'm taking a girl back
guy 2: no sorry bro, just gamble, she doesn't look too musty

by dogsarefriendly April 28, 2014

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


jag-bag

A highly refined hybrid form of both a jaggoff and a douche bag

Dude, that guy's a fuckin' jag-bag

by Rodeo Cowboy August 8, 2009

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


The sleeping bag

The act of a man strechting his scrotum out flat and wrapping his entire package in it

When I looked back at him he was giving me the sleeping bag

by Og_mudbone April 3, 2009

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž