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When having anal sex and out of nowhere your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis
Tom had to drink Lysol for a month after his girl M. Night Shyamalaned directly into his mouth.
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The Nickname for a man whose sexual experience mainly includes fingering a wide vagina in the dark of the night under blankets. The girl then may try to diddle back to only find a pile of pubic hair.
My friends call me Pot Roast, The Dark Night Diddler, and the Crossing Guard!
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An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.
One Night in Batista was the most erotic porno I've ever seen.
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Bunch of guys getting together to:
A) Get drunk
B) Get stoned
C) Watch porn
D) All of the above
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Late Night Shots is another social networking site modeled after sites like Facebook. Membership is open through invitation only.
Based in Washington, DC, Late Night Shots, or LNS for short, is extremely conservative and built for the DC-based Republican elite. It bills itself as "a closed social network which allows you to explore your city's social landscape and bar scene." According to the DC-area blog Wonkette, LNS is "America’s Fastest-Growing Coked-Out Republican Hill Staffer Douchebag Invite-Only Web Community" and "for DC’s best and whitest."
Message board topics on LNS have included what to do when you find out your significant other lied about their sorority affiliation in college, why $30,000/year is an acceptable handout from your parents after college, what to do if you accidentally rape your girlfriend, and why the trendy DC neighborhood Adams Morgan is ghetto.
That coke-sniffing douchebag is a member of Late Night Shots. What an idiot.
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When you are blasting a chick (or a dude)in the ass then you pull out and spit on thier back in order to make them think you have jizzed on them and when they turn around you blow right into their face, preferably in the eye.
Althought it is called a friday night surprise it can be performed on any day of the week.
"I'm gunna give you a Friday night surprise baby!"
"oh you came on my back how surprising, now i'll just turn around to face you."
"SURPRISE BITCH!!!"
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The purpose of most guys at the bars.
Person 1: Hey, it's this guy again.
Person 2: Yeah of course, he hunts for one night stands here.
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