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A slang term for a heavy set Italian man
Patrick: Louie Gambino is such a disgusting guinea pig. Every week he comes here, inhales 6 hoagies and drinks himself to sleep.
Connor: What a fat ass scumbag.
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Pigs in a Blanket, n. - The act of having three or more naked men in one bed at once usually for sexual reasons.
Marcos: Hey guys, wanna come back to my place and get all cozy with me and Seth .
Trent: Yeah babycakes i wanna be pigs in a blanket with you boys.
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A person who cannot pass up a promotional "trinket", cap, t-shirt, etc. regardless of interest or need. An avid collector of cheap, cheesy gimme crap.
Jimmy grabbed something from every booth at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas
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A Fat Person Who's Fatness Is Quite Obviously Due To The Fact There Rarely Spotted Without A Burger Can Of Coke Or Mars Bar In Hand.
Bonnie You Fucking Truffle Pig, Stop Stuffing Cake In Your Mouth An GO COOK MY FUCKING DINNER!
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The sound a fat girl makes when cumming as i fuck her
I went hogging last night and picked up a moon pig and as i was fucking her she started to scream pig latin
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Prize pig is where you end up with the last female in the bar. She is usually drunk and pretty much ready to go.
Alternatively, you have Parking Lot Prize Pig. This is where you simply hang out in the parking lot of your local pub, and pick off the Prize Pigs! :)
Yo, lets' head to Parsnips and play Prize Pig.
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A often large and unsightly human female who refuses to let her friends get laid, not because she's a good person, but because she's evil.
The Damned fat girl who looks (and tackles) like a lineman and somehow alway busts in from nowhere, right when you're about to seal the deal with some broad, after having to listen to her garble on about Kittens and cheeses for hours.
Danny: "Dude! I totally would have got me some of that sweet ass!"
Steve: "What happened bro, did she split? she looked like she was about to vomit".
Danny: "Nah, Just as I was about to take her to the shagg'n wagon I got stuntdoubled by a guardian pig! she came in and swooped her up and gave me the finger!".
Steve: "Dammmn, you're lucky bro last time I got guardian pigged I got my shin chewed off, yeah that bitch was mean and hungry!".
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