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When the poop coils around the base of the toilet. Typically 12 feet long. Only happens about twice in a lifetime.
This codeine gave me some spicy coil poops.
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When one poops in a perfect spiral, like off the pictures. It requires some skill and is performed by pooping while moving your hips in a gyrating circular motion, as if using a hula hoop while taking a crap.
Hula Pooping:
Bro 1: Yo dude, check this dookie I just laid in the toilet. It's perfectly symmetrical.
Bro 2: Yo man, it looks like soft serve ice cream, how'd you do that?
Bro 1: Easy bro, I hula pooped that s***
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A person who poops, on average, twice a day and generally takes a half hour to do so.
see also Andrew Geraci
Andrew Geraci, you are a poop pot.
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When you share a dorm room in college and you have to shit but don't want your new roomie to know you just took a shit, so you take a quick one. Hence the college poop.
Can be taken during a commercial break...3-5min.
"I was with Sara, my new roommate, and I really needed to shit. So I took a college poop."
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Someone who is constantly going to the washroom, or constantly using the washroom.
Person 1: Where's Billy Bob?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Poops McGoops? Using the washroom of course!
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The end result of Indian food.
"In India, baby curry hopes to one day grow up to be street poop."
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When one takes a large shit that tears their anus and then pees resulting in a rainbow of shit, blood, and piss.
"After the Wisconsin Cheese Festival I could not poop for almost 2 weeks... But when I did, I had a major Rainbow Poop blowout!"
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