c-put

the attempt of a chineese man saying "c plus"

"what do you guys have to drink here "

" coke, splite , cput"

PUT THE CONE DOWN!!!

Something you say randomly.

Hey, I'm getting piz- PUT THE CONE DOWN!!!

well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

put out the grass

Force someone to quit

My teacher was forced to put out the grass.

I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home

Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it

put my mouth where your diamond is

Take of on "put your money where your mouth is", meant to offer a "treat" to your loved one

"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"

"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"

put your prom dress on

Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.

Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever

Hey Buffy, go put your prom dress on. We need to leave in like, three hours.