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a knock-off cover group based off of new jeans
"guys have you heard of ripped jeans"
"no who tf are they"
"oh."
Going in raw while she is dry and while pulling out it causes a tearing feeling on your dick.
"Why is he walking around like that?."
"I heard he got ripped dick."
When you are driving a manual car and you floor it to redline before forcefully jamming the shifter into the next gear. Bonus points for leaving your car at redline for several seconds and/or money shifting
“Hey wanna know how to turn your pistons into a space exploration program?”
“Let me guess, rip it and shift it?”
A Dick Ripping Guitar Solo. A guitar solo so amazing you arch your back as if your dick is being ripped off.
Bohemian Rhapsody has a Dick Ripping guitar solo.
when your fart so hard your pants are on the verge of blowing up
'My bad guys, I ripped a nasty one'