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You should sleep all day during national sleep awareness day on October 19
According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)
A sleeping doxy is just a mega thot. Sleeping Doxies will find as many men to fuck in one night, like a normal thot. They do this because they want these men to impregnate them, thus making the men pay child support.
Guy 1: Yo bro
Guy 2: Yeah dude?
Guy 1: See that woman over there? She's a sleeping doxy. Stay away from her.
Guy 2: Thanks bro, I don't wanna pay child support bills.
Unintentionally spending money (eg buying things or online shopping) while asleep.
Long story short, I accidentally dropped $1.6k on an Amiri shirt while sleep-ballin last night..
Proven method of how ancient Alpha Aztec Warriors proved dominance over Beta males (Often called pretty)
The Aztec Warrior sleeps mouth open in public so everyone knew who the Alpha was.
beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap
John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep
When you give someone the meat and put ‘em to sleep
Travis took Esteban to pound town and gave him a case of the meat sleeps ; she woke up from the meat sleeps with a sore throat