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I’m so gonna put this in my Smash box. Is Tight AF. It’s like Vegas baby
two words that dont have any business being together
What is an ultra smash? Is it a move in the game? Is it the game itself? Or is it just two words thave have no business being together at all?
Yes.
when u shove a ton of marshmallows up your rectum and out comes a chocolate covered smashed blueberry. but it's not really blue, it's brown as fuck
eh brah u try that smash mallow last night?
oh hell no homie that shit nasty as fuck
Matt’s signature move on Sundays with Allie.
“Hey Allie get ready because I’m about to homozygous recessive birthday bash smash you!”
The Smash online 2v2 curse is when you play online and are forced to be in 2v2’s and get stuck with terrible teammates, also usually two tryhards are also put together as the enemy team, leading to you fending for yourself and loosing a ton of GSP.
That Smash online 2v2 curse is the worst. I’m trying to get into Elite Smash but I get put in 2v2’s and loose like 450,000 GSP.
When you have a spill on QEW and one of the drag queen supervisors ask to take you out back yo smash. You reply with - completely understandable sir.
Cumdump number 1 thinks he a thought guy and watches the spiller leave his office that smells like shit( Kyle's breath after eating his dad's ass).
Sorry for the visual scent.
Cumdump 1 was so fukn excited for tryn to be a tough guy, went and got cumdump 2, 3 and 4 and all started the most powerful Dutch Rutter known 2 man. So much so, that we completely skipped a leap year.
But not knowing the Arrow gang was getting g ready to thump everyone of them on or off site ..... but OBVIOUSLY not till after we got done having a boxing/ ufc training session on kyles mom while she hung from the garage rafters.
Luckily we got our 15 session in that day and we're ready to thump.
So we waited outside the cumdumpsters building and them bitches stayed shook and didn't leave ther room till they were sure we went back 2 kyles moms place for a long ass training sessh.
Kuz not 1 these cumdumps gummy be taking g the arrow gang out back yo smash fukn faggoltts.
Cum dumpster a-dum biitch wanted to take me outback to smash....
Bro we the AG we ain't been to Australia and even if we did we be watching you dig ur own face with kyle amd scotts nails as shovels....
Yes you herd that right , we will rip ther fukn nails off and glue them to things. Bit not before or after having a training session with kyle mom....
Matter of fact when is the last time someone fed that thing.... o well gunna be a stinky sesh... she smelt like shit anyway