Sucking the king's nipple

Gesture of Submission, to suck up to.

What? It's already been a month since our grades came "out!" It's time to start sucking the king's nipple.

Suck my toes

When u out someone’s feet in your mouth and u just lick.

Aye can u suck my toes?

Romanian train suck

Romanian train suck is when a gypsy hoe is giving you head in a train toilet, spits the cum in your eye and nicks your wallet.

Marcel: Dude. Can you go buy me some beer for party.
Cornel: Shit. I can't. I don't have my ID. I got a Romanian train suck last weekend and it was in the wallet.
Marcel: Damn. I feel you dude. No problem.

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you suck at life

-when someone in general sucks
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong

BamBam: 2 plus 2 is 5 right?
Ryan: No...Dude you suck at life

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Rufus Du Suck

A nickname for Rufus du Sol, another one of these talentless "musicians" who blast a much of computer generated noises that drugged-out teenagers like listening to.

Friend: I went to a shitty EDM show last night and it was totally lame. I should have just stayed at home and watched South Park and listened to Phish.
Me: Did you see Rufus Du Suck? I heard he was in town last night
Friend: Yes

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Maggot Sucking Bumhole

A derogatory term with no specific definition. Generally used quite casually in the same sort of context as fartbag and arsesucker.

Tim: "Bagsy front seat!"
Gregg: "Oh you always get the front seat you maggot sucking bumhole!"

"Well, at least I don't suck maggots you maggot sucking bumhole!"

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you suck balls

Basically, you suck a ton

Dude, you suck balls at playing this game! You can't get to level 14!

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