jersey double team

Two chicken patties on a bun with a slice of pizza in the middle as a divider. Named in reference to the pizza being Italian (see Jersey Shore) and being double teamed by the chicken patties (see McGangbang).

Friend 1: Yo dawg, what do you think it would be like if we both fucked Snooki?

Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.

Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.

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One man team

Arsenal fc

Arsenal fc are a one man team

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swim team girls

Girls that nobody likes but other swim team girls and think they are welcome at parties when they are clearly not

"Tommy was having this party but it was ruined when all the swim team girls came."

"We were having a good time until the swim team girls showed up"

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take one for the team

1)v phrase. the act of agreeing to otherwise non-consensual sex for the advancement of sexual relations in one's party

1) "Alright guys, I guess I'll take one for the team this time."

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Columbus football team

a football team that will talk shit about other schools football teams and lose against them and will fight them when they loose for “starting beef” even though they started it

columbus football team: wow la grange sucks ass, they aren’t good they finna catch this L
la grange football team: *wins football game*
columbus football team: starts fight at end of game

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team fortress 2

A crazy multiplayer FPS starring 'the incredibles'!

A multiplayer FPS with the incredibles in it,so hard to understand?
Oh,and the name is Team Fortress 2 if you didn't get it yet.

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team gummi bear

An exclusive group founded by Carol D. The group is centered around the worshiping of diner Dan. Gummi bear stands for good uvulas makes more interesting bodies eat angry rodents. Members of this club enjoy working at strip clubs and eatting chicken and waffles. They all have matching lower back tattoos of a large hairy spider. Initiation into the club includes stuffing the initiants mouth with grapes and having them shoot the grapes at old ladies that walk by

"I saw that girl from team gummi bear today. Her lower back spider tattoo was sooo hawt."

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