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disease contracted by men whenever we text them saying anything remotely different to 'shag me now'
text reads, how are you? No reply. looks like hes caught the syndrome
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Texting with only one eye because you are so drunk, that you can't read your cellphone screen with both eyes.
Guy #1: "Where were just at bro?"
Guy #2: "I was outside in the back alley yukin' everywhere, tryin to send out a six million dollar text for my girl to come get me."
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Define Blue Text means, what is Blue Text. But being serious, can someone explain how to use it?
“can you define blue text for me?”
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A text to the wrong person or containing subject matter that was not intended for the respective audience.
I sent an invitation for a date to my baby momma instead of my boo. I thought I was asking my boo about going to Applebees to get that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake and then I realized it was the baby momma and immediately realized I sent the wrong text to the wrong person and wrote Ohhh Not Good (ONG) text. She knew what I did and asked for the child support money.
To text incensantly with rapid fire speed so that as person is responding with text, they are continually receiving texts from one or more senders. Also known as Comrade Heathen Rapid Fire Text. Causes uncontrollable giggling on senders part and unimaginable frustration on receivers part. Has been linked to stealing of fur hats.
Mary Ellen and Stumble Biscuits were rapid fire torture texting Maria whilst Maria was heading over to their house. By the time she arrived she was in a frenzied state while the senders were stuck in extreme non-stop giggles.
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The modern day communication equivalent to "Talk your ears off." To say that you've been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person's eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.
"So anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that's what I've been feeling."
"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"
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When your fucked up on drugs or alcohol and straight sending senseless, meaningless texts or ones that just have tons of typos or jibberish
Wel i hv thm fr v u cuz i tol eric i wold themfor u so i have the?b9k hun T.U.I. tui-texting under influence text drugs alcohol
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