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The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE
Nick name for dumbasses named Austin who spike their hair with gel
"Hey Jizz-Spike, stop buying so many Snap-On tools"
"Fucking up again Jizz-Spike?"
When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.
Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record
A jizz festival is where a whole bunch of gay dude have a orgy wit eachother and they have quote on quote anal sex
Hey did u here about that jizz festival
1. When you take a blind taste test at the Sperm Bank in order to identify your Male lover.
2. When you are extremely ready to take a test at school and you have so many facts in your head that you are turning blue from holding it in and you cannot wait to 'bust all over that quiz you stupid bitch.'
3. Something you ask your date if they want to come inside and study for.
Yuh, I asked Shorty if they wanna take my Jizz Quiz after we took a few xannies and that bitch done Aced the exam & even got that extra credit.
A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.
"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"
National Jizz Day is on June 5. Just jizz!
Woahhh it's June 5, you know what that means? It's National Jizz Day!
Sir, this is a Wendy's...