Rural Dictionary

Shoot my load and hit the road

When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.

Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare

by Niggabob50 September 17, 2020

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J and silent bob road trip

When several People from online all have the same opinion and deserve to get their ass kicked, so you and your buddy(s) decide to find out where they live, then going on a road trip (or flying) and driving to each individual's house and kicking their ass.

guy 1: "Dude did you see what those assholes said about owl city on the internet?!"

guy 2: "yeah! I think its time for a J and silent bob road trip!"

guy 1: "what?!"

guy 2: "we're gonna go find and kick their asses!"

by shadow19734 August 4, 2011

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Big Rigs Over The Road Racing

A 2003 racing game. Arguably the worst video game of all time. It's so bad that it's actually more common for people to satirically suggest that it's an absolute masterpiece, rather than just ripping it for how absolutely awful it is.

Big Rigs Over The Road Racing is THE perfect example of why you should actually finish a game before you release it.

-It is impossible to lose, because your opponent does not move. A later release patched this issue, but it's STILL impossible to lose; even if you let the opponent win, the race still goes to you.

-Bridges are buggy as hell. When your truck drives on one, it goes UNDER the bridge before magically reappearing.

-You can drive through basically everything except for a demolished helicopter found in one of the maps. Speaking of which, there is one map that crashes the game when you try to play it.

-The infamous winning screen "YOU'RE WINNER!" has been the subject of ridicule, even after it was corrected to say "YOU WIN!"

-The truck can drive straight up hills and cliffs, and it is impossible to get it to go off the ground. It can also go infinitely fast in reverse

This game is so broken, that when AVGN reviewed it, he actually started off sarcastically praising it and pretending to enjoy himself before he suddenly switched to his normal personality and absolutely torched the game like he always does.