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Brown Paper Basket

Filling up the toilet bowl with lots of scrunched up toilet roll as the particuarly troublesome shit you've just had continues to leave smears on every bit you wipe with, therefore making the pan resemble a not so pleasant waste paper basket.

There's no paper in that one mate, I've just had a right sticky one and turned the pan into a monster brown paper basket

by Drexl69 February 14, 2010


More lit than litmus paper

When something is really lit, so lit that it's level of litness is greater than that of litmus paper, a chemical used to measure pH.

Yoooooo, worship at church the other arvy was more lit than litmus paper!

by wt32845 December 18, 2017


pushing through the paper

When one wipes their ass and their finger goes through the paper, touching the poop and butthole.

Oh no I was accidentally pushing through the paper and now I have doodle-fingers!!

by cupramen November 10, 2017


loo paper

another word for loo roll

Person on loo: I need more loo paper.

by Censored July 6, 2006


No more paper?

When you need to print something but you realise you have ran out of paper

Oh no!
Is there No More Paper?

by cool dogs eat December 17, 2022


Paper-Liquid

It is an act of stealing petty goods from a gullible owner to sell it in pawn shops. The term is first used in a tamil movie, rendu (2006) when Vadivelu and Maddy steals from the Auto driver.
Madhavan: Hey, the project expenses are too much. How are we gonna afford it?
Vadivelu: "Paper-Liquid"

Maddy: you don't even have a job, how are you managing your finances?
Vadivelu: I have paper-liquided lot of things from my friend

by Cringe boy 1 June 16, 2021


paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.

Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.

by Navydude83 March 18, 2018