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When a girl tells you she "just wants to be friends," she has put you into the friend bin.
Well, I tried to make a move on her, but she put me in the friend bin, so I let all the air out of her tires.
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A person promiscuous in whom he or she considers friends.
That girl from New Canada, Mary Beth, is such a friend slut: she has 464 friends on Facebook.
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The truest definition of the misconception of friends with benefits, fuck buddies, etc. The reasoning behind the consequences is no matter what, the benefits are overshadowed by the consequences.
Keegan: This girl really wants to be my FWB.
BSD: Dude, if she was serious and grounded in reality she would refer to it as friends with consequences, not benefits...
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A friend that sticks as close as family. They are there for you through thick and thin, they impose no judgement, no conditions, expectations, and prepositions on you.”. They are always supportive, optimistic and understanding. They share and hold information and secrets with and about you that will never be exposed. They care for you, show up for you, help you, look out for you and want the best for you. Regardless what storms or difficulties come to you or their way, they are there to work through it, find a happy medium and continue their friendship with you. An Impenetrable loving friendship that will not break with time, difficulties or differences.
‘Who knew she would become his unconditional friend, the woman he esteemed above any potential date because she provided a safe place for him to be himself without judgement...’
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When Adrien Agreste forgets to use his brain cells AND OPEN HIS EYES to see the love of his life Marinette in front of him, so he doesn't see that he loves her and spouts this bs phrase (please Adrien look at how she is your safe place and how happy she makes you and also HOW SHE WOULD LOOK IF YOU SLAPPED A LADYBUG MASK ON HER FACE)
" Marinette can't possibly be in love with me, she's just a friend who loves fashon bsides there's Luka"
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A friend who only does the bare minimum to maintain your relationship. I.E., texting one-word responses or not replying to emails/texts at ALL, only hanging out at your request and never taking interest or note of your personal goings-ons.
I texted Ariana four times today and all she wrote back was "ok".
Me: HI! How are you? Did you hear that so-and-so got into an accident??
Lazy Friend: Hi. No.
Me: You SUCK at communications, PS.
Lazy Friend: *crickets*
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The worse place a man can be unless
1.He is gay
2.The girl is ugly.
"John was glad Sandy put him in the friend zone because it looks like Sandy ran into a brick wall.
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