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Just a straight-forward decent guy
Girl 1: Hey, have u seen Matt?
Guy who wants the girl but cant have her because she is looking for a Matt: No
A guy who thinks hes a n amazing parent but is actually terrible at being a parent and is not a good person
Chiseled out of stone, a lone warrior walks out of the mist. Bro is the character model for perfection. He has 3 inch tall brown flowing hair and he's jacked asl and wears a good vibes hoodie and drinks zoa in the rock shoes. He has no game and it astonishes the most stoic of men.
Girl 1: I love matt but i'm too scared cuz he probably has so much play.
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them
Under intense pressures, he cannot get an erection, multiple people think he is homosexual, and he loves street racing and drinking buzz balls
Is that Matt, why can he get a boner