a guy (typically of indian descent) who dwells in the toilet of a nightclub, offering trinkets to the weary traveler.
last time I went to the toilet in that club, the toilet troll tried to flog me a spray of aftershave for five quid
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
Toilet paper tossed over a stall wall in a public restroom.
Damn I had to ask for a toilet care package in a bar last night, it was awkward as fuck!
When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack
“I hate being wet by the toilet”
David brings to class so justino can wipe he’s ass
Guy1. “What are they doing over there”
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”