up a tree in rosemount

i prefer not to tell you where i am because your not welcome

"hi were are you"

"im up a tree in rosemount you arent welcome"

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Palm Tree Pounder

Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?

….

YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.

You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,

We are licking them,

….THEN the hurricane …

BOOBNADO

you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)

The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN

….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!

THEN

Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)

You have an euphoric experience….

.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…

Finally,

you land, under a palm tree.

You fall in love with Porky.

The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.

The End

You’ve been sincerely pounded by the

Palm tree

Naughty Porky
Bad Girl

AMEN.

I was hit by a Palm Tree Pounder last night

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Pruned the family tree

Suicide.

Student: You'll have to excuse Jessica's absence today.
Teacher: Why, what did you hear?
Student: She pruned the family tree last night.

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Alabama Family Tree

When a diagonal line is drawn in you family tree inferring that incest has occurred.

"Did you see how ugly that kid is?"
"Yea, I bet he has an Alabama Family Tree"

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took it up into a tree

Accident involving a tree versus usually a vehicle but could be a horse, tractor, ATV, or mule. Meaning you have through a horrible crash made the object and yourself aquantances with the tree.

The Geo metro ,being driven by a tourist, lost control and "took it up into a tree"

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Christmas Tree Penis

A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith.
It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.

Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis!

Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?!

Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!

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African Tree Monkey

When you tape a girl to a tree and you do her doggystyle and you stick a popsicle in her ass.

I african tree monkeyed my girlefriend in the jungle

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