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national ask ur crush out day

ask ur crush out on April 25th :) do it u pussy. u have to

hey whore go ask ur crush out its national ask ur crush out day

by dream.._.simp April 26, 2022


national don’t ditch ur gf day

National don’t ditch your gf day

Addie: Lets go to the movies!
Zach: Yess
addie gets all excited

Zach: Can’t go anymore byeeee
Morgan: Wow zach you really did this on national don’t ditch ur gf day

by momowrz December 6, 2019


ur mom has de big gay

when you mom hav big gayy

doctor: im sorry to tell you sir but ur mom has de big gay
man: no, no this cant be happening
doctor: she will be completely gay in the end of the month and will be dead within one kachillion years
man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!

by XdlmaoIWantToDie April 18, 2018


Ur next generation likes anal penetration

The absolute worst insult that has ever existed every time it is said a black hole opens up some where in the universe.

Tim: ur mom gay
John: ur dad lesbian
Tim: ur sister a mister
John: don't make me say it
Tim: do it, I dare you
John: ur next generation likes anal penetration.
Tim : (immediately disintegrates while screaming)

by Dingo dongiloid May 4, 2018


Get ur rat out aka GYRO

formed by a section of borden grammar school AkA S.S.R.... GYRO an abreviated excample of GET YOUR RAT OUT!!! when a young male drives in his motorcar past a female he finds very attractive he may tell her to get her rat out this meanin please expose your vigina for me.

Oi luv Get ur rat out aka GYRO u sexy lady!!!!

by Birdman boi June 18, 2007

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yeet ur box of cheese crackers day

on December 7 yeet your box of cheese crackers.

Person: “Why are you yeeting your box of cheese crackers
Other person “Cause its December 7th ya dingus. Yeet ur box of cheese crackers day,”
Person “Oh yes. sorry”

by Heh, im better than you December 5, 2019

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ur mans uses comic sans

One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl dies instantly*

by I have anudeispedia May 3, 2018

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