fixed my window

The "act" of getting deepthroated with a raw chicken leg

Kyle "fixed my window" last night .

window licking paste eater

a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing

OMG that teammate is a fucking window licking paste eater

The window theory

When he cums out of the window after the intercourse to dodge gettin her knoucked up

A pal: why don't u get a son man?
Him: im doin the window theory dwag.

west coast window wiper

To release chuncky direhea on ones window screen while a group cleans it off with there tounges

Those boys west coast window wipered my car today at the drive through

Window service

Drive thru strip club

Ben got the window service cuz he's too much of a loser to go inside

Windows 20XX

The version of Windows where Microsoft replaces the Windows Kernel is fully replaced by the Linux Kernel and Windows just becomes another Linux distribution with a fancy Windows skin. WINE and Powershell will also be integrated out of the box to try to convince people it is still Windows.

Person 1 "Wow can you believe Microsoft finally made Windows stable with Windows 20XX. I haven't had a blue screen in weeks!"
Person 2 "That's because you're using Linux."
Person 1 "What's Linux?"
Person 2 "BTW I use Arch."

Windows 7

Most overrated operating system in the history of mankind.

Windows 7 is just Windows Vista: Less Shitty Edition.