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Windows 1.0

The very first OS, not DOS, of Microsoft's computers, it was't a big hit, but it can also be known as Windows 1.01 a few days after it's release. The system came in a floppy drive that you can insert into a computer to read and will load the OS, it wasn't a really great operating system, as it was only really availabe to huge businesses and wasn't at first intended for home use. It was also declared too old to be running after Windows XP's release date.

Windows 1.0:
Prodecessor: None
Successor: Windows 1.1x
Release date: November 20, 1985.
End of support date: 2001

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 11, 2022


Windows being Windows

When Windows starts being annoying and does something stupid like fucking disabling the Windows key or something like that or by disabling the Volume or Brightness slider for some reason.

This usually happens on a crappy or decent laptop for some reason and it could be some app tho.

This is because Windows has A LOT of bugs.

Damn my Windows key fucking disabled it's self this has to be Windows being Windows.

by zpowers August 2, 2024


The window wiper

The act of a gentleman duffing his spunk upon the belly of his consenting partner and then proceeding to vigorously wipe it off using his penis with window wiping type strokes.

I just the window wiper on ma bitch las night bro

by Wipey McWindow May 29, 2020


pick a window, you're leaving

when your dad has too many stellas and starts getting a bit keen

Pick a window, You're leaving

by cheeky mars October 1, 2016

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window text

when your in a building that you dont get phone service in and you sit next to a window because you get service while your phone is in it and you sit in that spot all day texting people from that window

I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now

Person 1:Man i hate working here i never get phone service

Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!

owned

by mud_logger September 28, 2011


staying out the Window

Not using something

I’m not on my phone I’m staying out the window

by Jay Robert July 10, 2022


Windows 95

Windows 95 is a OS created by Microsoft in 1995.
It has to many OSR's

Start multitasking. Begin with Windows 95.

by WindowsNt351S January 14, 2024