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A three egg omelette is when you fill up a guys ass hole with cum
"I just gave my sexy boy a three egg omelette "
Jamie Oliver's worst nightmare.
"HAIYAA! Why you put chilli jam in your egg fried rice?"
Duck eggs arent important. When you say "I'm doing duck eggs" really means you're bored and didnt do anything productive.
"What did you get up to today?"
"Duck eggs"
"What are you doing today?"
"I'm doing duck eggs"
that one guy from sesame street
"omg look at that guy, he probably has a big green egg.
The act of using a Dyson vacuum to suck the creampie out of a recently insemenated woman. Then reversing the suction of the vacuum directly into said insemenated woman's face. Covering the woman with creampie thus making a runny Portuguese Egg Tart.
Finally got the chance to hook up with my foreign lady Rhubarb and give her a Portuguese Egg Tart. She'll be talking about that for days.
Insert your freshly shaven balls deep inside her
Cornelius was very sneaky when he gave Berta the Easter egg special