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When you have to separate you junk from someone else’s junk. You don’t normally say their shit or your krap but you say your shit and their krap.
My mom got mad and shouted, “separate the shit from the krap!”
When you're doing something normal and all of a sudden you have to shit really bad. It has the sensation of shit sliding through the rectum.
I was dating Cindy and I had to run to the bathroom because of a Shit Slide.
I failed my driver's test because I had to run out of the car due to a Shit Slide.
When you’re super super late for something, and have to take a shit, but have zero time to wipe your ass, so you pull up you pants without wiping.
Damn man! I gotta take an Aidan Shit! I’m so fucking late!
a yes-man who is fatherless, self-diagnosed with 1234532435 disorders, hates on people who support creators that said a bad word 284789278954782 years ago, plays cookie run: kingdom, is in the danganronpa fandom, and use bun/buns or bitch/boo pronouns
A: hey, did you see that video last night of tommyinnit and quackity!? it was so funny!!
Snowflake: ACTUALLY THGAT VIDEO WAS RACIAST HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC AND ABLEIST!!!
A: uh oh. looks like someone has a case of Snowflake shit disorder (SSD)
being so fucking sensitive that it gives you ibs
joe: *insert joke*
bob: "thats offensive... *shits self*
joe: "looks like u got a case of the snowflake shit disorder"
its a slang word for Im not scared..or im not shakin
john doe i wanna fiqht you...jane doe..aint shit shakin, but the leaves on the tress
The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking
Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!