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Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.

Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!

by Storm18X April 11, 2011


missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.

i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020


Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword February 16, 2018


biscuits & shit day

Just like the total worse. Chain of horrible events whether work or personal that defines the day as unbearable.

I got wrote up today at work. It was a total biscuits & shit day.

by COOKIE918 July 30, 2017


Shit goblin

A school rumor in a californian school (Berdu) where a man was caught eaten shit in the bathroom after school during the after school programs the shit goblins name is Nick hamerage and he was supposedly suspended at school after due to the amount of shit he took from the school bathrooms

Whats up n- shit goblin!!! "Shut the fuck up or ill eat your shit too" :)

by Amongusly September 21, 2021


Shit goblin

Meir B

That Meir is a goddamn shit goblin.

by It's Not David October 3, 2022


Shit Lasagne

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.

When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.

by April 25, 2024