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A game invented by Stephanie Fowler in Baltimore, MD made famous in the 2000's in Birmingham, AL where people "draft" laughable or terrible people, things, or situations to other peoples' "teams". The person with the most "players" on his or her team loses. The friends who play the game use their own collective, niche judgement within the group to decide if something is bad enough to be put on a team.
1. That skinny dude with the camo shorts and orange vest in the mall is on Your Team.
2. That license plate that says, "Stylish" is on Your Team.
3. Your on your own Team for browsing Urban Dictionary.
4. "Between the old men, the awful singer in the band, and the girl who fell in her high heels and threw up on the dance floor that you put on my team I've definitely lost Your Team for the day."
its when you buy a budget mic and youR not happy about it
YOUR MIC IS BAD CUZ YOU SOOO POOR HHHHHHHAAAAAAAIIIYYYAAAAAA STUPID BRAIN
Changing your ringtone.
Lacy to her tinder match “Sorry, I’m late. I was changing my ringtone.”
When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.
Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit
Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!
Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?
Usually fighting words. Can we used in place of I’ll clean your clock or I’ll bust your chops.
sheer your sheep - ready to fight
Jeff: “fuck you!”
John: “I’ll sheer your sheep bitch.”
what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy
yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?