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A good way of telling your parents that you have great grades in school, make sure you say that parent's name after, it will make them completely speechless!
(don't blame me for any injuries that happen afterwards)
Dad: Hey Son, How are your grades?
Son: Fuck You, Dad!
Dad: ...
A good way to say goodmorning, goodnight, how are you, Im fine thank you, also another term of I love you, and Im sorry:>
Examples:
Hey Fuck You!
-it means how are you.
-or I love you
-Good Morning
You hate someone, so much. Fuck them.
Bob:yo tim is kyle here?
Tim:Shut the fuck up of course not!
Bob:Damn, i really wanted to give him this leftover weed i got from the market
Tim:What?
Bob:What?
Kyle:Sorry i was la- oh, Tim is here..
Tim: Fuck you Kyle.
Kyle: Fuck you bitch.
Bob:woah! Settle down fellas! Anyway heres your weed kyle.
Kyle:Thanks B.
Tim: *slowly reaches for phone to call the cops*
Bob & Kyle:Dont you dare.
(disclaimer: i do not have any friends called kyle, tim or bob)
rando; fuck you
you; no u *pulls out reverse card*
rando; oh-
*they fuck*
I told my teacher fuck you