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A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!
Hey man what's her problem?
Oh her husband left and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.
a white, British girl who is 5'6 and calls grilled cheese "toastie"
oh that girl in the Subaru? that's that fake bitch
That friend who always asks "OMG can I borrow that just to try it?" and never gives it back
"that fake bitch still owes me my lego figure"
Rocking around the net looking at random girls, without any specific thought in mind. Kinda zoned out.
Bro, don't tell me you on there bitch surfing again.
Being smaller than the rest of your friends is proven to make you stupid as fuck and a bitch
Marks a bitch because he has bitch ass little person syndrome
The long and disgusting false finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.
*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”
A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.
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