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The feeling of still having shit in your asshole after a dump, despite the fact that you whipped your ass several times. When one is shit crippled, they tend to walk funny.
"I took such a huge dump that I got shit crippled, let's just say walking to John's house was not pleasant after that..."
When you are doing anal with a partner, and said partner has loosened up to the point where feces have begun their journey towards the rectum. Your "John Thomas" is being surrounded with anal butter essentially pickling your schlong. In other words, "Shit-Dickle'ing".
Man: Oh my god what is happening?
Woman: Honey, you're evolving!
Man: NooooOOOooooOOoooo!
Man: You're Shit-Dickle'ing me!
When something or someone is very attractive, they attract a lot of people. Like flies are attracted to shit.
Person 1: “Did you see how fine our new coworker is?”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”
The word 'Fat Shit' is a word used when someone a describing someone else's morbid obesity
Fit person "Look at you! You big jiggle belly. You fat shit"
Obese thing "aw"
1.) An Impressive Fart lasting more than 3 seconds
2.) Poor performance by a Co-Worker or Employee
Billy let out a nice Shit wind. OR
Nick is a real Shit Wind!
When y’all be creeping so hard that you get your teeth not out like you just lost a fight in the ring against a boxer.
Bro, that guy just got an oral shit arky. He took a blow to the face. That blow was so hard all he saw was Bloody Sunday.