You smell like onions

When you smell so bad of BO, you literally smell like onions. You most likely need to take a shower and use deodorant.

Damn dude, you smell like onions! Take a shower!

You are dad

A simple why to tell a new father

Mom: you are dad
Dad: nice

you drink too much

emma

Emma, you drink too much. I'm ghosting you now.

You are all that is man

A compliment given to the most prestigious man to exist

Bob: “I cured cancer”
Tim: “You are all that is man”

I guess you don’t like me

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.

I guess you don’t like me

So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?

The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.

The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.

I Never Loved You, Im Sorry

Something somebody will say when they are in a relationship with somebody they never loved, they may have felt pressured to accept a confession or we're just trying to play with somebody's feelings and felt bad about it later.

Peerson 1) I never loved you, im sorry
Person 2) ...

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