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The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
"As she was even reported saying: "bust them down the curb" - a common expression in the midwest"
-Solar Sans
Unveiling sensitive information which can be met with unwanted or unpredictable consequences
Clarice: "Phineas and Frank Groofenstein, I'm going to bust you down the curb when mother comes home!"
“You need Ozempic ” is a phrase that someone uses to call another person fat. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. You’re getting called fat.
“You need Ozempic, biggie.”
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When someone does some crazy shit and you just like
Joey; *draws Mona Lisa with some crayons*
Boing boing man; “AYO how you do that?”
Joey; “get good buddy”
Boing boing man (angry); “damn didn’t know that this was a boing boing situation ig”
Joey; “huh”
Boing boing man; “boing boing”
The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.
Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"
no for flip sake i love u more, zach dont think ur such a simp for me because i love you a bit to much and would die for u
"i love u more" no, i love you more :) biatch