I shat

guys I think I just shat myself help! I think i got it on dog fuck that's bad

Dude I shat myself really bad it's real bad.

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I walk

I walk, you walk, WE walk. The almighty walkening is upon us, how will you act in front of them?

Person 1: "I walk, you wa-"
Person 2: "what the hell are you talking about Fread?"
Person 1: "-LK, WE WALK, EVERYONE WA-!"
Person 2: "WHAT THE HELL FREAD, BACK OFF!"
Person 1: "-LK, HOW WILL YOU ACT IN THE PRESENCE OF-!"

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I-Hole

Ignores friends in social settings because they are obsessed with all the new apps on their phone.

Hey John, could you stop being such an I-Hole and rejoin the conversation?

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i-hole

n. any person that heralds the "amazing" new conquest of owning an i-phone. similar to an "a-hole," but obviously more technologically advanced (and consequently living in a haze of jackass-ery that leads them to believe anyone is actually impressed.)

Bill: "Hey, did you see that Tommy got an 'iphone' for Christmas?"
Ron: "Nope. I guess that fucking 'i-hole' didn't have time to take a break from 'World of Warcraft' to show it off yet. Good thing, too, because I'd have to break that shit. "

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I jest

A classier and funnier way of saying “I kid”

Yo mamma so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the pavement cracked up 💀💀I jest I jest

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And I oop

Retarted VSCO girls use this

And i oop shut up you retarted vsco girls

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And I Oop

The forbidden saying. When you say it, you die. It is mega gay and very small brain. It is said by those icky wicky vsco girls on TikTok.

And I Oop, I dropped my hydro flask! Sksksksksksksk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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