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Ripley st thomas is an absolute shit hole of a school. you wanna tell a teacher about your problems? then don’t cause they’ll do fuck all about it. it’s also where girls roll up their skirts so high it’s level with their blazer but then get told off about it when the skorts are the exact same length. Don’t forget to mention the many dick pics being sent around the whole school and the famous rumour in year 10 that —— sucked ——— off in the bathroom. You also want lung cancer? that’s great cause theres about half the school that sells them and/or uses them. So if you want your child to be an absolute scratter and possibly a druggie then send them to Ripley St thomas
Mother (to child): Let’s put ripley st thomas as your first choice it’s an extremely smart school!
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened
Ripley st Thomas is a shit show . U will find 90% of the school using ecigs in the toilets 99.9% of the time . You will get asked by the y7 if u have a vape . Skirts rolled to the max even shorter than the blazer . Need to tell the teacher somet -don't bother they don't give a fuck they just try find people with a ecig on you . Y11s are next level u will get chips lobbed at u and u will get shit in by the seagulls Nearly everyday overall the school pretty eventful in my eyes if u wanna leave a drug addict and couple gcse . kids probably sniff ket of the toilet seats tbf
CHILD -Can I go to Ripley st Thomas mum ?
MUM -I will cook a dog before I send u there
An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
This school has the most loyal girls but if you mess up they are quick to go into demon mode and ruin your entire life , be careful around them , these pretty girls have no consequences for their actions
“I am dating a St Hughs High girl”
From elderly people who were here before the industrial revolution and think they're better than you to elderly call girls and the occasional junkie spinning on the sidewalk. Not a bad place to live but trying to find a job is like child pageantry. There are homeless people sleeping in places they really shouldn't. But still you'll see cars nicer than the one girl from high school who was friends with the football team. Theres plenty of places to shop but never enough parking, but who needs parking when driving in the city is confusing and the drivers here seem like they've been confused since they spoke out loud to read the dashboard to find the PRNDL.
Things you will see in public will elude your ability to describe them accurately. The perfect place to document cryptids.
I'm glad I moved to St. Catharines!
anyone who is a St Johnston deserves to be treated with respect because they are royalty - if you ever get the change to meet them, kiss their feet
Dude! no wonder she isnt replying your texts, shes a st johnston
A good looking and handsome boy. Cool to talk and joke with but will chop you by hook or crook.
I like that St John's School boy. He really deserves the J Town green top