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Amon-Ra St. Brown got a 99 yard touchdown.
A Kirsten comes off sweet and innocent when she’s not completely drunk, which is rare. Kirstens seek attention from every guy who look their way. Known to constantly lie and cheat on whoever shes suckered into dating her. They will make up lies about who and where they are without thinking it through in order to cheat. Usually they shoot themselves in the foot by not remembering what they lied about in the first place, or showing up with teeth marks, hickeys, and even smelling of fish randomly
If you meet a kirsten, run.
Kirsten St: defined by Websters dictionary as a pathological liar
Yeah lieing Is totally a kirsten st move
When you put your mouth over someone's nose and suck any boogers out of their nostrils.
Man, last night I had a St. Louis make out session with Tiffany. It was great! Spent some quality time together and had a little snack.
Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
very cool orphanage for all my ass cousins
have you gone to st. johns orphanage?
no whats it like there?
my ass cousins
A place where untucked shirts kill and the rich thrive. Where kids sit at tables thinking they’re hot shit until they really get into their car ripping the juul and stig while listening to months old rap. Also enjoy ripping bongs and ferociously drinking till they’re lungs and liver fall off. School thinks they’re dope cuz they have a good basketball team.
Kid: Tommy, let’s go to Gill St. Bernards
Kid 2: Wait dude, let’s stop at Golds and get some Juul Pods
Kid 1: Alright, bet. Then we’ll head to Robs to drink till our balls fall off.
Patron Saint of the inept. The epitome of patience and apathy. Circa 1275 - Wertzburg, Germany.
"St. Virts:Hairest of the saints"
"St. Virts: Giver of safey helmets and harnasses"
"St. Virts of the guffaw"