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1) An arbitrary declaration or description of a noun, usually an event or a women, in order to give no further information.
2) A scale by which to describe something that in no way involves numbers in any way.
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John: Yo, look at that chick.
Paul: Ehh, she's like a 5 at best.
John: Whatever man, she's at least a 7.
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Anthony: So on a Scale of 1 to 10 how was your day?
Jackie: On a scale of 1 to 10, it was pretty awesome.
Anthony: That made absolutely no sense. But I like it.
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A female partner, however aromantic, wants to have a special connection with someone else. (Take for example the poem "Falling in Like" by Big Poppa E.) A term originating from the first sung Mario song "Jump up, Superstar".
She's nice, however she has Asperger's, she can't really love that much, so she's my 1-up Girl.
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Base 2 speak for 420. Convert 420 (base 10) to base 2(computers).
Sean: Dude...what are you doing after all your networking shit today?
Brian: 1 1010 0100
Sean: I'll bring the vaporizer.
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Masturbation. The act of pleasuring oneself using manual stimulation. One handed-tussle. A less aggressive version of the 5 knuckle shuffle and cousin to the 2 hand tango. A fistful of man dollars. Pulling on the old wad. Jerkin' the gherkin'. Slapping the ham. Pounding the pig. Pullin' the skin flute. One hand short of a 2 hand tango.
After yet another unsuccessful night out, John went home alone and was reduced to doing the old 1 hand waltz.
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I love you. Using the number of letters in the word to coming up with ur own way of saying I Love you!
1 4 3 Brian and cant wait to see u in the future!
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to surf the web for porn, by having one hand on the mouse and the other on your dick also be one handed typist.
i didnt answer the door cause i was one hand surfing
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