Fuck Boy

How to spot a fuck boy:
-His Nike socks pulled up to his fuckin knees
-Nike sweaters all the damn time
-Most likely has the international fuck boy haircut (Shaved on the sides, long on the top)
His text messages include:
"Lol so wut would u if i was there ;)"
"send sum pics?"
"haha imagine if we had sex"
"lol so r u a virgin"

STAY AWAY FROM THEM. THEY WILL NEVER FIND THE CLITORIS. DONT SEND NUDES.

*sees guy with skateboard and floral button down*
*backs away*
Someone: what a fuck boy

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Tommy Boy

The most extravagantly fantastic and outrageously stupid character played by wordChris Farley/word, also the title of the movie he is from. It came out in 1995 and instantly became and remains to be one of the funniest movies in existance.

**TOMMY's open M&M bag slides into RICHARD's car's A/C vent on the dash, when RICHARD takes a hard right**

RICHARD: Ohh No! That sounds great! Wow that's really gonna UP the re-sale value!!

TOMMY: I think we're gonna be ok. They have a thin candy shell. Hmph! Surprised you didn't know that.

RICHARD: I think your HEAD has a thin candy shell!

TOMMY:Y-your head has the sh- sh..shell on it.

RICHARD: Are you talking?

TOMMY: Shut up, Richard!

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balloon boy

1.a cunt bag 2. an alternitive name to FUCK BOY 3. a five nights at freddy's 2 character 4. a dong inhaling enragement child.

me:FUCK YOU BALLOON BOY STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!

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Beastie Boyed

To sabotage, whether intentionally or not.

Lala, you totally Beastie Boyed that relationship before it even started.

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Fuck boy

Your exboyfriend

Javen is a fuck boy

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friend boy

A close male friend that isnt quite a boyfriend, but getting there. Usually closest friend or male friend. The guy you share all your secrets and pillow fights with. Usually some sexual tension there. Basically the friend version of boyfriend.

girl 1: so, what you do this weekend??
girl 2: i hung out with brad, my friend boy!

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Sick Boy

A risk taker, a boy/girl who in an adventurer a person who risks there lives for no reasons they may look different like a rebel or have colored hair even

They call me the sick boy, well that’s easy to say if you don’t take the risk boy

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