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Who invented walking

Alberto Scorfano was the very first person to invent walking, every one just copied him (☆▽☆)

“Right walking, don’t worry! You’re in luck! I basically invented it.” -Alberto Scorfano (the one who invented walking)

by Rubyisstinky September 12, 2021


chalked it n' walked it

For one to come out with a great one liner and end it on a high note.

Dalip said something halarious and followed up with something not as funny.
Jimmy: 'Dalip you should have chalked it n' walked it'

by munnz July 12, 2016


Walk around the pond

An excuse to partake in the fruits of the devil’s lettuce. Usually at a relatives house such as you grandparents because of the large amount of land they own usually has a pond on it.

Yo ma Tommy and I are gonna take a “walk around the pond

by Pondwalker December 5, 2020


Tijuana walking boot

The act of taking a shit into a pair of walking boots and parading around while wearing nothing but them as if it were a completely normal occurance.

Man 1: so how was your night last night

Man 2: me and my wife got super high and took a stroll in a Tijuana walking boot

by TheTwoStooges July 7, 2019


Shola Ameobi Walk

Shola Ameobi Walk is a short dance made famous by the main character on hit TV show Turan's Happy Hour. It involves walking backwards and forwards in the style of Newcastle centre forward Shola Ameobi, hence the name.

Woodhead did the Shola Ameobi Walk, and received an OBE for services to turanography.

by Nick Cartwright October 3, 2007

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walk my fish

The term “Walk my fish” or as used in many occasions “I’m gonna walk my fish” means that the person you are talking to really doesn’t give a fuck about what you’re saying and just wants

Annoying person: H3Y wSp mAn! WAnnA hAng oUt dis w33kNd?
You: Uhh. No can do mane... I gtg.. Walk my fish. See ya dood!

by Gtg walk my fish bro :)) July 2, 2018

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Dead man walking

An employee who is certain to be fired in the near future.

I pay no attention to my boss anymore; he's a dead man walking.

by hot-sauce October 27, 2006

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