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Baby Shark

The dumbest song that always gets stuck in my head

"Baby shark, do--"
"NO!!!!!!!"
*the sound of several gunshots resonate throughout the room*
*followed by a fragmentation grenade*
*followed by a box of fragmentation grenades*
*followed by the main gun of a tank*
*followed by the sound of a body being crushed under a tank*
*followed by a nuclear bomb*
"............bitch."

by Gamer Gek May 31, 2021


Dutch Baby

When you and your partner split the bill for the trip to the abortion clinic. (see also: 'going halfsies')

"My gurl told me she was pregnant, so we got an appointment to make a Dutch Baby at the clinic on Tuesday."

by ChodeLickMcGee March 24, 2018


baby rage

Baby rage/baby raging is when someone throws a tantrum or gets mad at something in a video game, sometimes to the point of tears, and acts in manners similar to a small, angry child. The term comes from the twitch emote :babyrage:, featuring an angry baby.

Person 1: "Dude, he's maaddd baby raging in chat right now, are you guys seeing this ?"
Person 2: "Hey, Tom, how would you describe that in a twitch emote ?"
Tom: "I'd say...... baby rage."

by no, i think i will December 05, 2020


gravy baby

A messy, watery, loose stool that is excreted with childbirth-like pain and has a color and consistency not unlike turkey gravy.

"Don't use stall #3 - someone left behind a gravy baby and didn't flush."

by Joe Pseudonym November 24, 2012


Baby Daddy

sum no good son of a bitch who cant be a man and take care of his seed.dont want da chick no more cuz she got pregnant but she was wifey before dat. lie bout aint having a job so he cant pay child support.

Yo there go my baby daddy, looking all fly but cant even pay my godd damn child support

by SexyTriniGal December 15, 2003


Punching babies

A code word used to describe going out drinking and partying. Said in jest, because of how goody-goody's view said persons drinking alcohol - as if it is so terrible they must be "punching babies".

"Punching babies is so fun! Can you hand me another beer?"

"Man, I really want to punch some babies tonight! Where's the party at?"

by Kaaaaaren December 13, 2008


baby nuts

A light-hearted insult about someone slightly younger than you. I always call my little brother this, I am 26 he is 22. Originally I got this from a movie then started using it all the time especially with my little brothers and their friends or even my friends. Basically it is like saying that someone is immature.

What's up baby nuts.
I've been doing this a lot longer than you, baby nuts.
Whatever babynuts.

by Josh Houser July 31, 2006